I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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