Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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