is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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