I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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