The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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