My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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