people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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