never play flip cup with pint glasses
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
