Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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