About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
