I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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