yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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