I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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