Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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