hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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