This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
