i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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