That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Randomize
