...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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