Don't you send me to vm
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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