I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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