porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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