she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My bed smells like the plague
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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