why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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