Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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