There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
