I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
