Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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