My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
this will be a night to untag.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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