So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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