All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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