you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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