it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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