i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
