you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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