Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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