i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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