Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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