Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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