I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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