Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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