At least make sure they are 18
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That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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