All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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