Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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