ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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