Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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