Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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