Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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