the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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