How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
just tell him i said nine months
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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