C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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