Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i've created a new STD.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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