So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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