but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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