At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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